Congratulations, Owen!! Today he received a daytime emmy for his rendition of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. The cliff notes: hated his folks by 8:30, loved them by 10:30, strong dislike by 10:45, over the moon for them by noon, 2:10…WOW, 7:10 unsure…resume in the morning. However, he learned the pool is fun, I … [Read more…]
Dear nap time, I’m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid. You work so hard to keep babies quiet so that their mommies can eat gelato and catch up on Jimmy Fallon, and I continuously came to your place of work and screamed profanities and caused a scene. I just wanted … [Read more…]
Man, if only I would have known American Ninja Warrior was going to be in Denver I would have found maternity athletic clothes and ran down there. I guess I’ll stay in the t-shirt and shorts that are holding on for dear life. They are the true ninja warriors!
They know what they’ve done.