My poor kid. I passed down the unfortunate thunder thigh gene. It’s going to be a struggle pal! Pants that were supposed to be loose and comfy will cause separation of areas you weren’t anticipating; thus, giving definition to areas you didn’t want people to see. You’ll here them snickering as you walk by, you’ll think snickering…Snickers…mmm, I need to find a vending machine! And there lies your problem. Love you, buddy. Mommy’s here.