I’ve been trying to lose a little Hank weight recently and I’m not going to lie it’s been a struggle. Not too long ago, I was feeling pretty good about myself so I thought I’d go abuse my ego by trying on some clothes for an upcoming trip. Most shopping trips leave me in the … [Read more…]
The other day I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I brought both boys with me knowing that this pick up was going to be a quick one. What usually takes all of 15 minutes turned into an hour. Owen was sitting in the back of the cart when he … [Read more…]
Dang it! Took the sheets out of the washer and had this awesome reminder of paradise. Umm…sooo…how do I get that gel crap out of the drum?
Last night I was visiting dreamland, a place I haven’t been able to visit in a long time. I was in a sunny paradise, with an amazing tan, turning heads as I was walking down the beach. I walked knee deep into the crystal clear ocean and let the warm waves crash into my legs. … [Read more…]
I have to give a huge shout out to my jeans for holding it together yesterday! While visiting the potty (rather early in the day), I discovered the seat of my pants resembled the floorboard of the Flintstones’ car. At that moment, I knew my pants and I had to have a serious discussion about … [Read more…]
It’s spring break so I’ve got extreme guilt about spending every moment with my kids or taking a little time to fix up the house. The other day the kids fell asleep in the car after a fun outing, so I thought I’d make the most of it and have this thing called lunch. I’m … [Read more…]
Yesterday, I was cleaning up all the toys I didn’t play with when Owen gasped, “Mom! You fart!!” I assured him he was wrong but he continued, “Mommy, you fart!” He was so sure of himself that I started to wonder if I had, but rethinking my last couple of step I knew I hadn’t. … [Read more…]
My poor kid. I passed down the unfortunate thunder thigh gene. It’s going to be a struggle pal! Pants that were supposed to be loose and comfy will cause separation of areas you weren’t anticipating; thus, giving definition to areas you didn’t want people to see. You’ll here them snickering as you walk by, you’ll … [Read more…]
I lip synced this song so hard this morning I convinced myself I was going through a break up. I guess I convinced the man next to me too as he nodded and tapped his heart. Thanks for being there for me, man.
Well, Owen kicked my ass tonight.There have been multiple bad choices made over the past couple of days like: going to Park Meadows, not shopping online, and thinking that jeggings are a great look on me (they’re not…I closely resemble the hot dog my son ate yesterday, but will I continue to wear them? Absolutely!) … [Read more…]