Yesterday, I was cleaning up all the toys I didn’t play with when Owen gasped, “Mom! You fart!!” I assured him he was wrong but he continued, “Mommy, you fart!” He was so sure of himself that I started to wonder if I had, but rethinking my last couple of step I knew I hadn’t. … [Read more…]
I lip synced this song so hard this morning I convinced myself I was going through a break up. I guess I convinced the man next to me too as he nodded and tapped his heart. Thanks for being there for me, man.
Well, Owen kicked my ass tonight.There have been multiple bad choices made over the past couple of days like: going to Park Meadows, not shopping online, and thinking that jeggings are a great look on me (they’re not…I closely resemble the hot dog my son ate yesterday, but will I continue to wear them? Absolutely!) … [Read more…]
I’ll be completely honest with you friends, it’s been a long time since I’ve felt like a hot/sexy mama, but this morning while sitting at a red light my jam came on the radio and some of THE BEST car dancing choreography anyone has ever seen was born. Then as if my car was feeling … [Read more…]
Today, today was the worst day known to all parentkind. Woke up to “Mommy….Daddy…..hello?” Which didn’t come from the monitor, but the cutest 2 year old standing in the HALLWAY! Then we took our first trip as a family to the doctor to have our newborn wellness check….we left apologizing for the opera like screaming … [Read more…]
Today was a fun day with many teachable moments that I will now bestow upon you. 1) When going to breakfast, don’t give your kid creamer…they are liable to get all jacked up and bang things loudly against the table causing others to stare. 2) Creamer is sugar which will cause a shorter nap, thus … [Read more…]
They know what they’ve done.